Meet the teams and players that will be taking part in the inaugural season of STRIKE! Each competitor was asked to jump into their team uniform and provide a one-liner to accompany their photoshoot.
1. Dolls with Balls
Scarlet: “Seriously? There’s a fucking kid in this league!?! That’s just peachy!”
Agnes: “Oh my! Would you look at all the young studs in this league! I better go polish my teeth!”
Anna: “My tactical seduction game is second to none!”
Rebecca: “Florence joined too? Oh, it is ON BITCH!”
2. Balls Out
Devon: “God, I hope that Lucas doesn’t screw our chances!”
Jonas: “I’m here to look good, bowl good, and look good while bowling good.”
J.B.: “There are two games in life I like to play, bowling and the game or lurve!”
Lucas: “Hey, don’t get me wrong, bowling is fun and all, but my brother is a bit of a douche.”
3. Bowl Durham
Rupert: “What do you mean I can’t bet on myself!”
Anthony: “Please tell me there won’t be any spiders?”
Kyle: “If I can just figure out how to not fall on my arse, I’ll be unstoppable!”
Hannah: “The Consultant says that I’m going to win it all! She also said that you’re real pretty!”
Reggie: “It’s a numbers game, my friends. As my good friend K.R. used to say, ‘You’ve got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em…’ You know the rest.”
R E B III: “I live to serve my employer. If that means I must play this… bowling thing, then so be it.”
Pandora: “You’re making me wear this!?! How am I supposed to look refined when I drink bloo- I mean, red wine.”
Noriko: “A chance to bowl is. Something I always adore. I’m ready to fight!”
Was that a haiku?
5. Bowl Movements
Takoda: “The Bellagio may not look like much, but they serve the best spicy nachos in town!”
Noel: “Anyone want any more pizza rolls?”
Ezra: “Sorry, I zoned out for a second there while I was thinking about pizza rolls.”
Aaron: “Pizza rolls? Pah! Give me blood rolls any day.”
Aaaah, that was a joke, right?
Aaron: “Sure… whatever.”
6. Jive Turkeys
Melissa: “When my friend said Dance Enthusiasts, I thought she meant other ballerinas. Oh well, I’m sure I’ll still have fun.”
Galen: “Remind me to tell you the story about how I got into bowling in the first place.”
Thelma: “Maybe I should change my name to Twinkletoes?”
Sasha: “Y’all better get out of my way. I’ve got big dreams and ain’t nobody gonna stop me!”
7. Pin Ups
Maeve: “Can’t we all just get along? And yes, I really am married.”
Florence: “If its war she wants, then war she’ll get. I’m coming for you Rebecca! You and your skanky team!”
Cherry: “Hey, jackass! My eyes are up here!”
Kitty: “That’s right Snowflake, Momma’s gonna go bowling soon! Of course, you can come along, you’re like our unofficial mascot!”
8. Splits & Giggles
Harry: “Does this hat make me look silly?”
Faith: “Umm… I don’t know about silly, but I think it’s making you glow!”
Cleo: “Hah! Harry’s head glows, I bet that’ll make it easy to see in the bedroom!?!”
Cleo: “What, don’t appreciate a double entendre?”
Ramesh: “Hah! Got you!”
9. Incredibowl Hulks
Prince: “Everyone is but an infinitesimal speck compared to my intelligence and skill. It’s true because my mommy told me… Where ever she is.”
Breanne: “Don’t say something stupid, don’t say something stupid, don’t say something stupid… Wallpaper! FUCK!!!”
Destiny: “Okay, who’s stupid idea was it to wear our shoes in the pool!?! These are limited edition shoes! If they get ruined, I’ll be sending you the bill!”
Saul: “Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more.”
10. Mmm… Turkey *drool*
Carla: “Scoring a perfect game is nothing compared to the pure joy of trying my red velvet cupcakes!”
Frank: “Check out the arse on that girl Flash! You could drop a quarter on it and the coin will bounce higher than where you dropped it from!”
Flash: “You sir, are a swine. I, however, am as refined as a five-hundred-year-old blood wine.”
Opal: “That arse was pretty good though, Flash.”
Flash: “… Agreed.”
This story couldn’t be possible without the help of these amazing people, who created the above sims. Thank you so much, guys!
- AudreyFld – Creator of Scarlet MaCaw and Noel Reddock.
- Bugsie2016 – Creator of the Pierce Twins.
- Cement – Creator of Rupert Fink, Hannah Harlow and Prince Bana + Mum.
- CitizenErased14 – Creator of Ezra Baker.
- InfraGreen – Creator of Anna Romil, Opal Bayes and Galen Curtis.
- Irishsong – Creator of Melissa Crest and Maeve Stark + Husband.
- Kittymeow – Creator of Pandora Blackburn, Cleo Lambert and Frank Myers.
- KleineMuff – Creator of Takoda Hembree and Noriko Matsuki.
- LadyLobster – Creator of Jonas Hammond and Agnes Baskerville.
- LegacySims2017 – Creator of J.B. Monte, Kitty Purry and Aaron Zymer.
- NShippudenFan – Creator of Sasha Smith and Faith Louis.
- Pammiechick – Creator of Destiny Lamb, Anthony Hawthorn and Lord Flash Silver.
- Simslover163 – Creator of Kyle McAndrew and Carla Benes.
- SoulGal7 – Creator of Reggie “Roller” Hayes, Thelma Twiddlethumbs and Harry Solomon.
- VanPelt81 – Creator of the Hamilton Sisters and Saul Krystkowiak.
- WagonFruit – Creator of Cherry Lane and Ramesh “The Ram” Deep.